Whats In a Name.....even if its the branch name…

Hi Guys,

Received this as a forward … wow  ! it’s hilarious, never thought that such place can exist !!!

PJ … don’t laugh :)

आय आय टी च्या विरुद्ध काय?
सांगा...

निष्कर्ष … LOLz :))

दारू मुक्ती केंदाचा वर्ग सुरू असतो. प्राध्यापक मद्यांदे सरांच्या टेबलावर एक व्हिस्कीचा, एक व्होडकाचा, एक रमचा, एक गावठीचा, एक टकिलाचा आणि एक वाईनचा ग्लास ठेवलेला होता. वर्गाचं लक्ष त्या ग्लासकडे लागलंय हे पाहून सरांनी सहा किडे आणले आणि एक एक करून त्या ग्लासात सोडले. सोडताच क्षणी अर्ध्या अर्ध्या मिनिटांच्या फरकाने ते किडे बिचारे तडफडून मरूनच गेले. अचंबित झालेल्या चेहऱ्यांकडे विजयी नजरेने सरांनी तिरपा कटाक्ष टाकला.
मद्यांदे सर : तर.. काय कळलं तुम्हाला यातून?

The vital proposal and The (lame) response :)

This one I received today as forward from my friend ...

FWD: छोटासा विरंगुळा....

Received as a forward … nice one …

पंढरपूरचे पांडोबा पाचखेडे परवा पुण्याला पर्वतीच्या पंधराव्या पायरीवरून पालथे पडले. पलिकडून पाहाणाऱ्या परशुरामने पाहता पाहता पांडोबा पाचखेडेची पिवळी पिशवी पळवली. पण पुणेरी पोलिसांनी पिच्छा पुरवून परशुरामला पेशवे पार्कहून पन्नास पावलांवर पिंपळाच्या पारापाशी पकडले. पोलिसांनी पांडोबाकडे पिवळी पिशवी परत पाठवून परशुरामला पिदाडले.

Caricature – Vivek 10th May 09 – Page3

Good one : Man, Women & Donkey

I received this by mail ................good one


Equation 1 :

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

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Equation 2 :

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
If Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Equation 3 :

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep


Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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To Conclude:

Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!
And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!

Intel Joke - good one

There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant's face appears.

He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a smile!

The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!!

He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?"

"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's
brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.

The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a heavy price and the cash
was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.

The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your suitcases."

The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now.

They are the modems you always need to carry for your new watch

Questions and Answers

प्रश्न (तोंडी परीक्षा) - 'इंडक्शन मोटर' कशी चालू होते?
उत्तर. 'खटॅक!'(बटण चालू केल्याचा आवाज) 'डुर्रर्रर्र ऽऽऽऽ '

प्रश्न(दहावी पेपर)- आम्लराज म्हणजे काय?
उत्तरः आम्लराज आणि अल्कराज हे दोन भाऊ आहेत आणि दोघांचे आडनाव 'राज' आहे.

प्रश्नः (दहावी पेपर)- कारणे द्या; गांडूळ शेतकऱ्याचा मित्र आहे.
उत्तरः शेतकरी शेतात एकट्याने राबतो आणि गांडूळ त्याच्याशी गप्पा मारते, म्हणून.

प्रश्न - संत तुकाराम याची थोडक्यात (३-४ ओळीत) माहिती लिहा.
उत्तर - संत तुकाराम हे संत होते. त्यांचे नाव तुकाराम होते. लोक त्यांना संत तुकाराम म्हणून ओळखत.
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प्रश्न - कारणे द्या. उन्हाळ्यात दिवस मोठा तर थंडीत लहान असतो.
उत्तर - एखादी गोष्ट तापविल्याने प्रसरण पावते. उन्हाळ्यात तापमान जास्त असल्याने दिवस प्रसरण पावून मोठा होतो, तर थंडीत त्याउलट लहान होतो.

खालील बाबतीत काय होईल ते सांगा-
जळत्या मेणबत्तीवर ग्लास उपडा ठेवल्यास----
उत्तर- ग्लास काळा होईल.

मराठीत भाषांतर करा.

चिडियां पेडपर चहचहाती हैं ।
चिमण्या झाडावर चहा पितात

Patni Ki Chitthi

What happnes when "fullstop" is placed incorrectly.....

Nice joke...Sarva Guna Sampanna Kanya !!

Sarva Guna Sampanna Kanya

The Young Brahmin asked, " Is it true, that your daughter has all the good qualities and pleasing looks ? "

The old brahmin answered, " Haan ! More that that, she is Sundara Vati and Padma Vati ! "

" But, can she cook and keep house ? " Asked the young man.

" Oh yes, she is Dharma Vati ! " answered the old man.

" Now, can she sew ? " asked the young man.

" Oh yes . . . . yes, she can not only sew, but she is Kala Vati ! " answered the old man.

" What about her education ? " asked the young man.

" She is Vidya Vati ! " answered the old man.

" And the Vedas ? " asked the young man.

" Oh yes . . . . yes, she is Veda Vati ! " answered the old man.

The young man is very happy to find the perfect bride and gets married to her. Two days later, he comes back with his newly married bride in town. The old Brahmin is surprised.

He asks, " What happeded, my son ? " Why do you look so upset ?

The young man says, " Well sir, you told me that your daughter is already a Sundara Vati, Padma Vati, Dharma Vati, Kala Vati, Vidya Vati and a Veda Vati ? "

" Yes, my son - I certainly did " replies the old man.

" But Sir - you forgot to tell me that, she is also already a ' Garbha Vati ' !!! "

Some humorous Puneri Patya !!!

These are the puneri payta, I received them from my friends, good to read and enjoy.

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