Good one : Man, Women & Donkey

I received this by mail ................good one


Equation 1 :

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

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Equation 2 :

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
If Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Equation 3 :

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep


Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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To Conclude:

Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!
And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!

Manipal Univ - Udupi

I had been to Manipal (Udupi) in last week of november to visit Manipal University. Manipal University town is situated on a small hill near Udupi (app. 6-7Km away from Udupi railway station).


Udupi :

Its medium sized town. It is on Konkan Railway route and about 1000Km from Mumbai. Train usually take 16Hrs to reach Udupi.

Most of the population lives in small bunglow type houses. Town has appreciable green cover. In fact, if we look from Manipal's hill, one might feel there is dense forest down there !! Majority of people are devoties of lord Krishna. There are many Krishna temples, Shrikrishna Mutt being most important. There is even temple of Geeta. We saw portraits and pictures of Krishna in many hotels.


Manipal :

Its huge university. They have famouse life science institutions and couple of engineering institutions. I visited manipal to see MCIS - Manipal Institute of Information Sciences, which runs only PG, MS courses on Medical software, Embedded sys and VLSI cad. This is housed in one of the buildings of MIT(Manipal Inst. of Tech). Facilities at MCIS were adequate. Staff seems to be experienced. Most important is study atmosphere, and I think its gr8. All facilities are easily available for students.

Atmosphere is quiet cool and silent. Being a university town young population is maximum. University itself have many hostels for guys and gal. If one don't get hostel there are many lodges available.


Photo Gallery :




# Udupi railway station




# This is the lodge where we had stayed




#Shree Krishna Mutt






#Shree Krishna Mutt





#Malpe beach (app. 16Km from Udupi)





# Manipal University Office

संस्कार : पु. ल. देशपांडे

The Commet visible with naked eye !!

Comet holmes is visible with naked eye in night sky. Don't miss this chance. This commet is very simple to identify. See the attached map and follow these steps :

1)First locate the star Mirfak. It is the only brightest star in srrounding region.
2)Now locate second faint star 'delta persei' , which is at 5 o'clocks position with respect to mirfak.
3)Now, join these two stars with imaginary line (pink line).
4)Now from delta persei, move perpendicularly in diagonal direction as shown and you will see the commet . It will look like faint fuzzy blob.

NOTE : Ignore mountain in the map. It is just placeholder and doesn't carry any significance. This sky map applies to all mumbai and probably maharashtra region.]

> Location of the commet . [ This is map of night sky for 27th oct, 9pm. It will be same for upto week or so...position of commet will change sligtly over the period of time. Position of moon will completely change in a day or two....so don't look at moon for reference. ]

> Clue to identify commet.

More information is available on these links :

http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?articleID=071026_1_A5_spanc54823

Taat Aani Paat: ताट आणि पाट

regarding Ram-Setu

Intel Joke - good one

There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant's face appears.

He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a smile!

The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!!

He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?"

"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's
brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.

The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a heavy price and the cash
was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.

The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your suitcases."

The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now.

They are the modems you always need to carry for your new watch

Questions and Answers

प्रश्न (तोंडी परीक्षा) - 'इंडक्शन मोटर' कशी चालू होते?
उत्तर. 'खटॅक!'(बटण चालू केल्याचा आवाज) 'डुर्रर्रर्र ऽऽऽऽ '

प्रश्न(दहावी पेपर)- आम्लराज म्हणजे काय?
उत्तरः आम्लराज आणि अल्कराज हे दोन भाऊ आहेत आणि दोघांचे आडनाव 'राज' आहे.

प्रश्नः (दहावी पेपर)- कारणे द्या; गांडूळ शेतकऱ्याचा मित्र आहे.
उत्तरः शेतकरी शेतात एकट्याने राबतो आणि गांडूळ त्याच्याशी गप्पा मारते, म्हणून.

प्रश्न - संत तुकाराम याची थोडक्यात (३-४ ओळीत) माहिती लिहा.
उत्तर - संत तुकाराम हे संत होते. त्यांचे नाव तुकाराम होते. लोक त्यांना संत तुकाराम म्हणून ओळखत.
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प्रश्न - कारणे द्या. उन्हाळ्यात दिवस मोठा तर थंडीत लहान असतो.
उत्तर - एखादी गोष्ट तापविल्याने प्रसरण पावते. उन्हाळ्यात तापमान जास्त असल्याने दिवस प्रसरण पावून मोठा होतो, तर थंडीत त्याउलट लहान होतो.

खालील बाबतीत काय होईल ते सांगा-
जळत्या मेणबत्तीवर ग्लास उपडा ठेवल्यास----
उत्तर- ग्लास काळा होईल.

मराठीत भाषांतर करा.

चिडियां पेडपर चहचहाती हैं ।
चिमण्या झाडावर चहा पितात

Patni Ki Chitthi

What happnes when "fullstop" is placed incorrectly.....

Nice joke...Sarva Guna Sampanna Kanya !!

Sarva Guna Sampanna Kanya

The Young Brahmin asked, " Is it true, that your daughter has all the good qualities and pleasing looks ? "

The old brahmin answered, " Haan ! More that that, she is Sundara Vati and Padma Vati ! "

" But, can she cook and keep house ? " Asked the young man.

" Oh yes, she is Dharma Vati ! " answered the old man.

" Now, can she sew ? " asked the young man.

" Oh yes . . . . yes, she can not only sew, but she is Kala Vati ! " answered the old man.

" What about her education ? " asked the young man.

" She is Vidya Vati ! " answered the old man.

" And the Vedas ? " asked the young man.

" Oh yes . . . . yes, she is Veda Vati ! " answered the old man.

The young man is very happy to find the perfect bride and gets married to her. Two days later, he comes back with his newly married bride in town. The old Brahmin is surprised.

He asks, " What happeded, my son ? " Why do you look so upset ?

The young man says, " Well sir, you told me that your daughter is already a Sundara Vati, Padma Vati, Dharma Vati, Kala Vati, Vidya Vati and a Veda Vati ? "

" Yes, my son - I certainly did " replies the old man.

" But Sir - you forgot to tell me that, she is also already a ' Garbha Vati ' !!! "

Some humorous Puneri Patya !!!

These are the puneri payta, I received them from my friends, good to read and enjoy.

[ If unreadable,click on the image to zoom.]

Some of the photographs shot by me...long ago.

The Candle.

Big Neem tree in our building compound .

In the morning light ...

Rear side view from my house during rainy season.

Golden Sky

Guess whats this ??....its an ICE :)