Tuesday, October 30, 2007

संस्कार : पु. ल. देशपांडे

Saturday, October 27, 2007

The Commet visible with naked eye !!

Comet holmes is visible with naked eye in night sky. Don't miss this chance. This commet is very simple to identify. See the attached map and follow these steps :

1)First locate the star Mirfak. It is the only brightest star in srrounding region.
2)Now locate second faint star 'delta persei' , which is at 5 o'clocks position with respect to mirfak.
3)Now, join these two stars with imaginary line (pink line).
4)Now from delta persei, move perpendicularly in diagonal direction as shown and you will see the commet . It will look like faint fuzzy blob.

NOTE : Ignore mountain in the map. It is just placeholder and doesn't carry any significance. This sky map applies to all mumbai and probably maharashtra region.]

> Location of the commet . [ This is map of night sky for 27th oct, 9pm. It will be same for upto week or so...position of commet will change sligtly over the period of time. Position of moon will completely change in a day or two....so don't look at moon for reference. ]

> Clue to identify commet.

More information is available on these links :

http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?articleID=071026_1_A5_spanc54823

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Intel Joke - good one

There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant's face appears.

He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a smile!

The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!!

He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?"

"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's
brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.

The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a heavy price and the cash
was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.

The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your suitcases."

The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now.

They are the modems you always need to carry for your new watch

Questions and Answers

प्रश्न (तोंडी परीक्षा) - 'इंडक्शन मोटर' कशी चालू होते?
उत्तर. 'खटॅक!'(बटण चालू केल्याचा आवाज) 'डुर्रर्रर्र ऽऽऽऽ '

प्रश्न(दहावी पेपर)- आम्लराज म्हणजे काय?
उत्तरः आम्लराज आणि अल्कराज हे दोन भाऊ आहेत आणि दोघांचे आडनाव 'राज' आहे.

प्रश्नः (दहावी पेपर)- कारणे द्या; गांडूळ शेतकऱ्याचा मित्र आहे.
उत्तरः शेतकरी शेतात एकट्याने राबतो आणि गांडूळ त्याच्याशी गप्पा मारते, म्हणून.

प्रश्न - संत तुकाराम याची थोडक्यात (३-४ ओळीत) माहिती लिहा.
उत्तर - संत तुकाराम हे संत होते. त्यांचे नाव तुकाराम होते. लोक त्यांना संत तुकाराम म्हणून ओळखत.
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प्रश्न - कारणे द्या. उन्हाळ्यात दिवस मोठा तर थंडीत लहान असतो.
उत्तर - एखादी गोष्ट तापविल्याने प्रसरण पावते. उन्हाळ्यात तापमान जास्त असल्याने दिवस प्रसरण पावून मोठा होतो, तर थंडीत त्याउलट लहान होतो.

खालील बाबतीत काय होईल ते सांगा-
जळत्या मेणबत्तीवर ग्लास उपडा ठेवल्यास----
उत्तर- ग्लास काळा होईल.

मराठीत भाषांतर करा.

चिडियां पेडपर चहचहाती हैं ।
चिमण्या झाडावर चहा पितात

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Patni Ki Chitthi

What happnes when "fullstop" is placed incorrectly.....

Nice joke...Sarva Guna Sampanna Kanya !!

Sarva Guna Sampanna Kanya

The Young Brahmin asked, " Is it true, that your daughter has all the good qualities and pleasing looks ? "

The old brahmin answered, " Haan ! More that that, she is Sundara Vati and Padma Vati ! "

" But, can she cook and keep house ? " Asked the young man.

" Oh yes, she is Dharma Vati ! " answered the old man.

" Now, can she sew ? " asked the young man.

" Oh yes . . . . yes, she can not only sew, but she is Kala Vati ! " answered the old man.

" What about her education ? " asked the young man.

" She is Vidya Vati ! " answered the old man.

" And the Vedas ? " asked the young man.

" Oh yes . . . . yes, she is Veda Vati ! " answered the old man.

The young man is very happy to find the perfect bride and gets married to her. Two days later, he comes back with his newly married bride in town. The old Brahmin is surprised.

He asks, " What happeded, my son ? " Why do you look so upset ?

The young man says, " Well sir, you told me that your daughter is already a Sundara Vati, Padma Vati, Dharma Vati, Kala Vati, Vidya Vati and a Veda Vati ? "

" Yes, my son - I certainly did " replies the old man.

" But Sir - you forgot to tell me that, she is also already a ' Garbha Vati ' !!! "

Some humorous Puneri Patya !!!


These are the puneri payta, I received them from my friends, good to read and enjoy.

[ If unreadable,click on the image to zoom.]



Some of the photographs shot by me...long ago.

The Candle.

Big Neem tree in our building compound .

In the morning light ...

Rear side view from my house during rainy season.

Golden Sky

Guess whats this ??....its an ICE :)

Monday, October 15, 2007

Einstein Quote

Very nice quote by Einstein... must read and to be thought upon

Father of Indian Cinema

Dadasaheb Phalke was father of Indian Cinema. He made his first film, Raja Harishchandra, in 1912. This film was first shown publicly on 3rd may 1913 at Bombay's Coronation Cinema and that was the beginning of the Indian film industry !! Read more about him in this nice article.

Mumbai problem

Why mumbai cannot mix-up with rest of Maharashtra ?

Good article published in M.T. Must read and think.

We got Mumbai after lot of bloodshed in Sanyukta Maharashtra Andolan (for those who don't know...Maharastra and Gujrat were combined in big state called as BOMBAY prior to 1st may, 1960 see Maharashtra Day) However, still today, Mumbai is politically, emotionally and geographically disconnected from rest of the Maharashtra. Lack of good road connectivity between Kalyan-Dombivali-Thane is one of the biggest example ... just think the chaos that happen every time when railways come to stand still. Unless our government and all political parties take effors towards this problem, fear of Mumbai being seperated from rest of the state will be keep on daunting in our minds.

Read this article to understand this and problem and just keep this point alive in some corner of you mind.

The Gandhian Pledge